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How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh? Ten-tickles!What do you call fake spaghetti? Impasta!
Where do poor meatballs live? In the spaghetto.
Why did the office name their printer bob Marley? ‘Cause it be jammin’.
Some bacon, eggs, and toast walk into a…
Hate on Mama June all you want, but her kids like themselves without being little assholes. That’s more than a lot of people can say about the kids they raised.
Not only that but she doesn’t use the royalties from their TV fame on expensive luxuries. She has it directly deposited into a trust fund for the girls to use when they turn 21 or for schooling/medical emergencies. I think that is so humble and extremely smart.
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we went upstate and my dog was being a butt and trying to swipe at fish in the lake and she fell in and when we dried her off she was still shivering so i put a sweater on her
ok what this picture of my dog literally has more notes than any selfie i have ever taken like excuse me this bitch dont even pay rent and all she does is sleep eat and shit on the lawn like wtf the struggle is real
Why the fuck are Disney movies so fucking deep?
Probably so kids will have more of a probability to grow up with better self esteem and a better perspective of the world than most people have.
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when i have a kid i’m going to make his middle name “lazy” or something so that when ppl yell at him like “holy frick you’re so lazy” he can just be like “yeah well lazy’s my middle name” and swag the fuck outta there
dad and mom
treat or trick
josh and drake
cheese and mac
stop that thank you
jelly and peanut butter
George and Fred
white and black
Juliet and Romeo
This is the most uncomfortable post on tumblr
Roll & rock
spice and sugar
Ashley and Mary-Kate
I read these normally and then realized they are all backward like what even
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