Alanamus.
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  • http://www.youcaring.com/pet-expenses/fix-my-dog-he-s-broken-/211507

    If any of you are able, I really need your help. My dog needs a $4,000 surgery for his ACL and Meniscus. All of mine and familys money goes towards me staying in university so we have nothing for this. Please help if you are able. 

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  • muffinmonstermunchies:

    I don’t care how this picture happened. I love it

    (via cybergata)

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  • invisibooty:

    Chris Pratt interrupts the interview to french braid intern’s hair x

    I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO DO THIS AND I AM 22 YEARS OLD

    (Source: pinefarts, via gloriouspurpose)

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  • yojesus:

    snatchedweaves:

    jackballs:

    no:

    sometimes she’s Kim K sometimes she’s Beyonce…

    and sometimes she’s britney

    and sometimes she’s lindsay

    and sometimes she’s italian pop sensation isabella parigi

    lizzy mcguire movie

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  • africant:

    Shout out to Dijonay’s parents for naming all their kids after seasonings, spices and condiments.

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  • thefuzzletor:

    Inspirational pokemon photos.

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  • drackiszunk:

    This is by far the easiest one I’ve ever seen.

    (Source: n-handhelds, via go-umbreon)

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  • bludgeoner:

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    hey guys so i ran into a huge wad of cash recently (i promise i didn’t rob a bank or anything) and i wanted to do something nice

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    here’s what you will win (all items will be brand new and in their original boxes/packages)

    • a hand written thank-you letter from me
    • 1 anime figure of your choice *Figma Sword Art Online Kirito figure OR Good Smile Sword Art Online Asuna figure OR Square Enix and Bandai Play Arts Kai Final Fantasy XIII-2 Lightning figure*
    • Limited Edition Nintendo 3DS XL LOZ: A Link Between Worlds Bundle
    • Pokemon X
    • Pokemon Y
    • Animal Crossing: New Leaf
    • 2 Puchimaru Nyangkotai Mascots of your choice *white, orange, multi, gray, or black* (i have something similar to these and trust me they are sooo cute)
    • Jumbo XL Rilakkuma plush
    • Dangan Ronpa Monobear 18” Plush
    • Moss Filled Sphere Necklace
    • cat dress of your choice *white OR pink - sizes S, M, L*
    • high heels of your choice *black bone ankle boots, OR white lace pearl heels - us sizes 5, 6, 7, 8*
    • Shingenki no Kyojin Attack On Titan t shirt of your choice *style 1 or 2, sizes L only*
    • Dark Souls 2 for platform of your choice *PS3, Xbox 360, OR PC*
    • Wolfenstein: The New Order for platform of your choice *PC, Xbox 360, PS3, PS4, OR Xbox One*
    • Song of Ice and Fire series: A Game of Thrones, A Clash of Kings, A Storm of Swords, A Feast for Crows, and A Dance with Dragons by George R.R. Martin
    • The Fault In Our Stars by John Green (warning you will probably cry)
    • any 2 minecraft plushies *enderman, skeleton, zombie, or creeper*
    • any wig of your choice under $50 from spreepicky
    • any game of your choice under $50 on steam (don’t forget to send me your id if you win)
    • a 75 dollar amazon gift card
    • 3.5mm Earphones of your choice *Korilakkuma (white), or Rilakkuma (brown)*
    • Game Grumps Soundbyte Keychain
    • any selfie reblogs

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    rules

    • MUST be following me, aka bludgeoner. i WILL check. you’ll be disqualified if you don’t. (also feel free to just start talking with me if you wanna bc im usually pretty lonely). don’t enter and follow me if you’re just gonna unfollow afterwards/later on.
    • this is optional but it’d be real swaggy if you can follow me on deviantart (you’ll get an additional entry if you watch + note me (pls dont comment it on my profile its harder to keep track) on there with your tumblr url)
    • all you have to do is reblog this post dude, and as much as you want too. the more you reblog the more entries you have.
    • don’t delete the text pls or else you WILL be disqualified
    • likes don’t count but feel free to like to save it, you’re NOT disqualified if you do
    • if you win you must respond within 48 hours pls
    • pls don’t unfollow afterwards if you do/don’t win bc that’s actually really rude and i have a tracker okay and if you unfollow you won’t be able to participate in any of my future giveaways.

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    other info

    • anyone of any age can enter, but if you’re under 18 you should probably check with your parent(s)/guardian(s) to see if they’re cool with me having your address
    • anyone of any gender can enter
    • anyone of any country can enter
    • i can ship to p.o. boxes too
    • shipping is entirely free
    • this giveaway starts june 17 2014
    • this giveaway ends august 31st 2014 at 11:59am est so wow you can enter the whole summer (hence summer giveaway)
    • giveaway must reach at least 10,000 notes to go on
    • winner will be announced on my blog a few hours/days after giveaway has ended and when they respond back to my message
    • if you win and you DON’T want a certain item(s) PLEASE LET ME KNOW!! because i don’t wanna spend money for something you don’t want okay so please please do tell me
    • good luck to everyone who enters
    • oh you might wanna check back on this original post frequently just in case i update it or something idk
    • hope you guys have a great day

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  • mysliceofhell:

    pandicorn-e:

    wafflemasteroffandoms:

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    thearmada4231:

    Stories that Give Me Hope.

    Stories that make me cry

    I’m sobbing.

    what is this moisture coming from my eyes

    my eyeballs are leaking

    ????

    The last one though

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  • casisinlovewithdean:

    The reason why Harry wasn’t chosen for Ravenclaw was because he tried to catch the Hogwarts letters from the air instead of taking one from the fucking floor.

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  • troq:

    songofages:

    schazam:

    Elizabeth Báthory is one of the most prolific serial killers in all of history.

    She was born into nobility and was highly educated but also very vain.

    One day, infuriated, Elizabeth struck one of her servant girls so hard that some blood dripped from her face onto Elizabeth’s hand and she immediately thought that her skin took on a glowing freshness of her young maid.

    Elizabeth believed she had found the secret of eternal youth. After this, women were abducted and hung upside down, while they were still alive and their throats were slit to prepare Elizabeth’s bath.

    The Countess of Transylvania and four collaborators were accused of torturing and killing hundreds of girls, with one witness attributing to them over 650 victims, though the number for which they were convicted was 80. Elizabeth herself was neither tried nor convicted.

    Can I just time in here and say a few things, since half of what is written here is straight from the wikipedia page, which don’t get me wrong —it’s accurate— but extremely underwhelming.

    “Elizabeth” Erzebet Bathory was so much more than some vain bitch who killed over 650 women, she was a vain bitch who could speak and write more than two languages, in a time where a woman writing one was unheard of. She was raised mostly by her very infamous openly bisexual aunt, and was a torturer and a murderer before she was 14 (rumored).

    This woman was the person who made the villagers quake in both fear and revelation, that the courts refused to take action against when young girls started dissapearing, when bodies started being found. She OWNED the country, her family was richer then even the Lords presiding over it, she had all the say.

    Her and her ‘accomplices” (which by the way, they were extremely trusted, and unlike her, they were executed without mercy when the truth came out), would gather village children who their parents practically threw their way in hopes of a better future, although the children would never live again. She didn’t only hang them, she caged them, used iron maidens, spears, so many different objects. And the whole ‘bathing in blood’ thing, although is technically can be true, that and the whole striking her maid is all exagerrated to add to the story. Her and her husband got off to killing, literally, they liked the screams. If she bathed in blood, it wasn’t to be younger, it was to enjoy their life ending. Not to say she wasn’t vain, but for good reason. She was considered the most beautiful woman in Hungary for all of her days.

    And she technically was tried, although as I said before she practically owned the country, they couldn’t actually kill her. But she had killed another young girl of noble blood, and that couldn’t just be set aside. So instead of execution, they sentenced her to house arrest for the rest of her days, unable to punish her for all the women she had killed.

    Also, she had three children, and regardless of her murderous ways it was said that she had been a wonderful, loving mother. Strange how the ‘vain blood mistress’ can be more than just, isn’t it?

    I could go on and on about this woman, I’ve read and watched basically everything pertaining to her due to reports and essays that I wrote when I was younger, and even though she was a horrifying murderer, she deserves a bit more than ‘blood bitch’.

    It’s also interesting to note that one of her descendents feels so bad about what his ancestor did that he donates blood as often as humanly possible.

     glorifying a serial killer because she’s a woman smh y’all need jesus

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